- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

You have friends

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

MySpace.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

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If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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