Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

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a black guy hates chicken.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

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Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

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What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

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How come anti jokes r funny

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

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Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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