So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

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What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

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What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

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whats black and strange a paki

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

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what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

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What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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