Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

its all aodhan

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

justin littleton being sucessful

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

White NBA players.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

Ben Corbishley

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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