- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's red, pink and spins round and round? A: A baby in a blender Q2: What's red, pink, green, and smells bad? A2: The same baby 2 weeks later

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

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