What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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