- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

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What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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