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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

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