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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

L's I's that took Viagra.

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Stop procrastinating.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

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