Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

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this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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I? Everett

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How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

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Do you love me? No.

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What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

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Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

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A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? I'm sleeping with your wife

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Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

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I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

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If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

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hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

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there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

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ROSES ARE RED FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS, NO MUTUAL FRIEND, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO ADD ME ON FACEBOOK BITCH!

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What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

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That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

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Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

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Why did the heroin addict get staff infection? His skin broke open multiple times without proper cleansing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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