- Anti Joke

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

I once did something.

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.