- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

Please? No.

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

Whats white? A fridge

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

Your mama's so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie.

what do you call a mexican baptism? a bean dip

what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

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