what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

wanna here a good joke? me too.

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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