- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, it's impossible to determine the motivations of an animal that is incapable of speech.

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

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Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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