Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

That's illegal What? Your mom

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

What do you call your mom? Mom

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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