Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

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rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

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What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

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Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

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mommy, mommy, the ice cream man is coming can i have a dollar? sure sweetie. YAY! Goes up to ice cream truck, ice cream man asks what would you like little boy, would you like chocolate, vanilla, str.... Ice cream man steals small boy.

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Q. When you drink two 5 hour energies, do you get 10 hours of energy or double the energy for 5 hours? A. You die

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what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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