why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

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What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

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pee

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

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Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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Justin Bieber.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

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Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

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knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

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What's a joke? Funny

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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