A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

I like school Said no one ever.

meh

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

cliché rebecca black joke.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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