Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

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How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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what?

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10inch nice

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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Knock knock. Who's there You are.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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