- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

Basically copying you.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

a pornstar comes early to a party

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Nickelback

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

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