Trump will make America great again.

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Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

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Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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LOL we are spamming this site too much!

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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your life

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

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Refrigerator

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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