- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

Uh... What was emulating again?

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

have you ever had african food? neither have they

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

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