why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

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Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

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An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

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Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

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Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

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Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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