What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

dry handjob

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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