- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

Who invented apple? God

why do asprins work? Because they're white

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Knock, knock -The door's open.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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