scientology.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

what do you call a young man? a little boy

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

Who wants $300? Me too.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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