A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

France had one revolution

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

Anti Joke

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