My name is Harry.

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Japanese study of the stereotypical American man: Murica: Come on come on! Japanese: Uh yes? *walks toward American* Murica: Are you okay?! Japanese: Well yes I am doi.. Murica: BUSTER WOLF *Punches Japanese which smacks into the ground critically wounded. Murican: OKAAAAAAAAAAAY! *throws dirty trucker cap at Japanese man and leaves.* BEWARE OF THE TYPICAL AMERICAN! Study 2 American man, taught Japanese Discipline: Japanese: Herrow Mr.Educated American *bows* "Japanesed Murican": *Fighting Pose* " I SHALL STAIN MY HANDS, WITH YOUR BLOOD!" *Japanese people run away* Experiment fail. BEWARE EXTREMELY OF AMERICAN MAN! Nero: Nuking Japan probably created a few controversies and wrong stereotypes... After visiting the US several times, I find these manners to be of the Texan stereotype though... Educated Murican: PREDICTABO!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

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Why do British Folk have yellow teeth? Genetics. Although scientists don't know the exact cause, it has been shown that people of British ancestory have a genetic predisposition which inhibits the body's breakdown and utilization of Vitamin C and Calcium. This causes decalcification and scorbutic gums. The British slang term "Limey" comes from the fact that the British Royal Navy was made to drink lime juice to prevent scury. The Royal Navy was almost wiped out by an epidemic of Scurvy.

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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