A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

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What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

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Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

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Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

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What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

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The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

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Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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