- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

What's big and long? My dick.

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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