Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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