bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

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Things that have changed since I was a kid. Turtles: My time, awesome. Today: Shredder is a human which is not a human but actually a Krang, but his daughter which is not his daughter because he is a freaking krang, has a sex thing for Leonardo which is a turtle (the blue one, whatever his name is). Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: My time? Well it was awesome back then, fine I admit it, I might have been a bit biased but still, I enjoyed the hell out of it, there where five rangers and yeah that Asian bitch that gave me a boner as a kid made a green one which she giftwrapped to the rest of the team, then some white ranger showed up... But I never watched anything with the white guy, I had lots interest years ago by then (Still play that fighting game for the Snes and thats why I know there is a fucking white ranger... And deathbattle okay) Today: Power Rangers Neon, Power Rangers Tetris, Power Rangers Ultra Power, Power Rangers Sexfighters, Power Rangers Nazi, Power Rangers Texas Rangers, Power Rangers Color, Power Rangers Multiforce Orbital Neo Neon.... And thats just like 03 percent of the variants right? Moral: As a kid we always had a lol when the Asian chick turned into Yellow ranger and did a split kick, which kinda revealed she had a massive dick between her legs... Later we understood that she was a he and that the Ranger Segments are recorded in Japan... Probably by a Hermafrodite... Nah, a guy fine. Oh, and we always lolled at how "gay" the original blue ranger acted he was supposed to be Nerd but I was like eight and was like "lol he just seems gay"... Just for it to turn out that he quit the series because supposedly the rest of the actors mocked him for being gay, Wow thats... Weird.

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A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

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A man buys a prius

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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tommy is retared

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Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

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i find your gravy quite lumpy.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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