- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

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a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

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