Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Refridgerator.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

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