A nhiger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nhigers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nhiger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nhiger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nhiger go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nhiger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nhiger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nhiger ,smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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from south park what do u call a jew on a rope no one ever said the answer, so my answer is a jew on a rope.

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Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

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What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

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1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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womens rights

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