A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

You know what's cool? Yep.

What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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