why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

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what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

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Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

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Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

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Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

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Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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