what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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How high is a Chinaman

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

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No!

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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so how about that irline food

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Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

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How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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Justin

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theres this guy that i REALLY like but today he was putting something in my locker, it was gumbie the little green bendy thing but i didnt want it to be in my locker so i slammed my locker, except the only thing was that his pinky was in the way!!!! oh gosh i felt soooooo bad!!!! turns out he went to the hostpital and got stitches!!!!!!! that made it worse on me!!!!!! he said he was finee but i still cant let that go!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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