You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

Jokes Ki Duniya

(Insert joke here)

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

Get on the boat.

DEATH.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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