Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

I read the terms of service.

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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