- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

Cancer. Super Cancer.

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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