America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

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What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Your Face... It's Beautiful.

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Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

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Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

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Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

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What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

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A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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