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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

Double-whammy

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

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