What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

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The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

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2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

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What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

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your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

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Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

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1+1=2

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

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Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

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What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

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A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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