You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

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What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

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Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

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what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

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What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

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A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

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a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

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Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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Prostate exam > Some of these Anti Jokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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