You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

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Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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