- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

a seal walks into a club.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

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