i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

politically correct!

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Here come the elephants over the hill!

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Will nearis is here! Get it

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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