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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

guess what what that wasnt it

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

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