If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Get some flipping new jokes people

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

._____________________. Whale!

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

hers a joke... japanese people

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Adam Chebali has no life

Anti Joke

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