- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

Come on children, don't dawdle.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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