- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Y u do dis?

A bar walks into a man

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

What is your bill about? Clinton

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

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