- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

snooki

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

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What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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