So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

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why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

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Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

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What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

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Nah

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Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

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