- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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