Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

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Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

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Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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The american education system.

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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Wanna hear a story bout my uncle turza.... My uncle turza was eating fruit loops one day and there was a squirrel in the trre from 2 days ago he got angry because the spoon was from the phillipines so he punched a whole in the wall and his half uncle cousins sister had a cage.... True story

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

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knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

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It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

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What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

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How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

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i had sex.

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

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What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

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God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

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No, Trinidad.

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