Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

What's funnier than 24? 25

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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