Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

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A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

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There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

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Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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