- Anti Joke

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.