- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

What's white and gluey Glue

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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