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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

Knock Knock, Ow my face

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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