roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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What do you call this? A sentence in English.

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

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Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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I'm a fork. Fork you!!

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A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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Laugh.

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Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

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How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

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Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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so...um, yeah

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whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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