- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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