A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Long joke Your such a downey

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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