A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head on into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

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What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

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You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you. Way do go lazy you didn't read all the you's so you didn't realize there was a yoo in there. But now you realize there aren't any yoo's there way to go.

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What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

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Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

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Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

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Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

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How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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Anti Joke

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