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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

My name is Jeff

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

42

OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

The chicken crossed the road.

Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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