- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

Happy Monday!

Ron Paul for President!

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

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