- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

Dead girls can't say no.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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