What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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I <3 Hitler

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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Bitch

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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