- Anti Joke

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

There was a dog walking down the street with his GF. The dog can have a GF and can talk because this is an anti joke. Then the dog broke up with his GF because he was unhappy with her scent. Dogs are weird that way. Then, sobbing, he saw something through the blur of his tears. The county fair was open! Elated, the dog ran to the fair and waited n the ticket line for a long time. He waited so long, he almost exploded. Once he got to the end, he reached in his coat pocket (yeah, the dog is wearing a coat. It's cold), and found no wallet. FUUUUUUU! By the time he got back, the fair was closed for the day. The next time he came back, he had a hard time getting through the line. When he did, he raced to the ferris wheel. Halfway up, the ferris wheel stopped. CWAP! The neckst daey, thee dwawg whent two the ferries weele and went up. Yay. At the top, he saw his house! there was a chicken crossing the road. WTF? Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Phuck yeah.

It was a beautiful day, John was driving in his car down the street, Kameron was riding his bike preparing for a bike race the following day, and Griffin was having his 7th birthday party. John ran over Kameron and Griffin, he killed Griffin and broke Kameron's legs to where he could never stand/ride again

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the best thing about polio...death

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dyslexia ruels!

race-car = rac-ecar

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.