Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

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Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

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roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

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Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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