What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

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whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

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A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

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Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

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oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

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--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

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Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

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What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

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how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

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A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

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Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

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A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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