- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

Why is the ground wet It rained

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

A dog was barking at a tree

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