BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

i cant STAND cripple jokes

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Women's Rights

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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