- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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