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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

360 NO SCOPE

The EPA.

Christianity.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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