- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

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