When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

why did the zebra cross the road?

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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