- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

A person from Singapore eats

knock knock whos there? nobody

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

i had sex.

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

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