I hate Jews The Holocaust

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

I am very humble.

*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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