- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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