What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

whats the stage after cancer? you die

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Shea's sty....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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