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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

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