- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

You know what's worse than having a terrible boss? Being unemployed.

So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

Why did the horse insult the postage stamp? He didn't. Horses can not speak English nor can anything verbally or physically critique a postage stamp and make it feel any emotional distress.

What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

An Aisian failed a test

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

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Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

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