It was a beautiful day, John was driving in his car down the street, Kameron was riding his bike preparing for a bike race the following day, and Griffin was having his 7th birthday party. John ran over Kameron and Griffin, he killed Griffin and broke Kameron's legs to where he could never stand/ride again

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mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

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What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

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What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

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What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

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what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

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Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

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What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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