Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

sorry son your nanas been put down

Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

What's the difference between a Lawyer and a hooker? Job description, income, and an incredibly large list of other things.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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