Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

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What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

the redsox

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

What if I told you.....potatoe

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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