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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

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