if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

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What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

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How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

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boobs!

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

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If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

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knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

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Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

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What's 9 + 10 19 AB

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What did the man give his wife for her anniversary? Nothing. The man is a raging alcoholic and forget her anniversary due to his high alcoholic intake during the past few weeks. Even if he did remember he most likely didn't care after seeing his wife cheat on him with another woman putting his marriage into shambles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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